"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year"
- Pink Floyd
Friday, January 2, 2009
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Bryan Greenberg - Lonely World
Such a lonely boy, couldn't find the joy within.
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world we're living in.
I watch it all go by.
Can't find a tear to cry.
A tear to cry.
It's so obvious how they need each other.
They want and bleed and hurt but they keep it covered. Until it's one big lie. They can't stay alone cuz they fear goodbyes, well, they fear goodbyes. They fear goodbyes.
chorus:
He don't say much, when there ain't much to say. She waits for his responce, she waits all day. The world keeps spinning in a silent scream and I keep waking in these dying dreams.
I asked her for the time, she said the timing was off. But I got this pain inside she said it's all you've got. I got this feeling that life is passing me by, I'm a couple of years late but I, I'm here tonight. I'm here tonight, well, I'm here tonight.
Chorus
Such a lonely boy, such a lonely girl. It's such a lonely world
Such a lonely girl, such a lonely world we're living in.
I watch it all go by.
Can't find a tear to cry.
A tear to cry.
It's so obvious how they need each other.
They want and bleed and hurt but they keep it covered. Until it's one big lie. They can't stay alone cuz they fear goodbyes, well, they fear goodbyes. They fear goodbyes.
chorus:
He don't say much, when there ain't much to say. She waits for his responce, she waits all day. The world keeps spinning in a silent scream and I keep waking in these dying dreams.
I asked her for the time, she said the timing was off. But I got this pain inside she said it's all you've got. I got this feeling that life is passing me by, I'm a couple of years late but I, I'm here tonight. I'm here tonight, well, I'm here tonight.
Chorus
Such a lonely boy, such a lonely girl. It's such a lonely world
too lazy to write....to young to die..
so i've decided to plagiarize interesting stuff and post it here...
Monday, November 3, 2008
sunny day in hell pt. 2
the road next to my building officially leads nowhere....
there had been days in the past when i would see dogs, barking randomly as if wake up the nothingness that, i thought, perhaps lay beyond...in the dark..
but alas...they didn't comeback...i never saw the same dog again...
undeterred, today i walked down the said road myself ....it was easy enough..i just needed my mums phone number on speed dial, in case something happened...or may be the dogs returned..
the road was long and winding and i was slow and lethargic.....suddenly, quite unexpectedly, i tripped on something....in the dim light it seemed like a shoe of some kind....
I'm no expert but it was definitely a foot prop of some kind though the possibility of it being the rajasthani headgear could not be completely ruled out...the fact that it seemed to be smiling back at me didn't help...i must however, point out at this time that my curious look of astonishment is nothing compared to what the strange object on the mysterious road was apparently giving me...i cursed at it and moved on...
it might, at this point in this great adventure story, appear to the reader that the same may be loosing all factual relevance and hence the reader may be inclined to convince him/herself that this is in fact a giant waste of time. to the reader, the author would like a extend an equally giant hand gesture and pray to the great one that the uninformed one be spared of what was about to happen to the author further down the road.
the footwear/rajasthani headgear was apparently not the only curious piece of attire on the mysterious road...which would make sence since footwear/rajasthani headgear generally come in pairs of two and four in certain states down south....this accompanied by the fact that there was some strange symmetry in their shapes made their case for being what they were identified as, stronger. I was now convinced of their identity.
so i looked at my watch and counted randomly... logic prevailed and i took several steps towards the darkness that lay ahead...what was strange during these several steps was utter silence that followed....
i thought, realizing i was pressed for time, that my stupid friends might not wait for me to open the sweet rum that had apparently been freshly brewed by the saintly monk who lived for making godly sweet liquor....they say he's been very old for a while now...but that not stopping anyone...
let get this over with, i thougt in my head....and started running without a care in the world.....
there had been days in the past when i would see dogs, barking randomly as if wake up the nothingness that, i thought, perhaps lay beyond...in the dark..
but alas...they didn't comeback...i never saw the same dog again...
undeterred, today i walked down the said road myself ....it was easy enough..i just needed my mums phone number on speed dial, in case something happened...or may be the dogs returned..
the road was long and winding and i was slow and lethargic.....suddenly, quite unexpectedly, i tripped on something....in the dim light it seemed like a shoe of some kind....
I'm no expert but it was definitely a foot prop of some kind though the possibility of it being the rajasthani headgear could not be completely ruled out...the fact that it seemed to be smiling back at me didn't help...i must however, point out at this time that my curious look of astonishment is nothing compared to what the strange object on the mysterious road was apparently giving me...i cursed at it and moved on...
it might, at this point in this great adventure story, appear to the reader that the same may be loosing all factual relevance and hence the reader may be inclined to convince him/herself that this is in fact a giant waste of time. to the reader, the author would like a extend an equally giant hand gesture and pray to the great one that the uninformed one be spared of what was about to happen to the author further down the road.
the footwear/rajasthani headgear was apparently not the only curious piece of attire on the mysterious road...which would make sence since footwear/rajasthani headgear generally come in pairs of two and four in certain states down south....this accompanied by the fact that there was some strange symmetry in their shapes made their case for being what they were identified as, stronger. I was now convinced of their identity.
so i looked at my watch and counted randomly... logic prevailed and i took several steps towards the darkness that lay ahead...what was strange during these several steps was utter silence that followed....
i thought, realizing i was pressed for time, that my stupid friends might not wait for me to open the sweet rum that had apparently been freshly brewed by the saintly monk who lived for making godly sweet liquor....they say he's been very old for a while now...but that not stopping anyone...
let get this over with, i thougt in my head....and started running without a care in the world.....
Saturday, November 1, 2008
sunny day in hell
looking for a decent whiskey sour...somewhere in this god forsaken dump of a town....but wait i may not be fuckin marathi enough for mum-fuckin-bai...
The Dark Angels
Diwali 2008...
cheers...
6 straight tequilas....
2 black russians.....
p.s: will try to document all drinks from now on...
cheers...
6 straight tequilas....
2 black russians.....
p.s: will try to document all drinks from now on...
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Joe Purdy - I Love The Rain The Most When It Stops
Well, I love the rain the most when it stops
We can see the big white houses, yeah, and the docks
And we can jump in the river, don't know if the water or sky is clearer
But I know that I love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stopsNo more grey today, we gonna celebrate
You know Miss Sunshine, she starts to paint a perfect picture of this river parade
And I know that I love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Well, the dark waves, they start singing together
I can't believe this change in the weather
I start to hum a child's rhymeAnd all these boats, they start rocking in time
And I love the rain the most when it stops
Yes, we love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah when it stops
The summer is coming to an end
We ain't gonna let that slow us down one bit
Til that sunset will start to fade
They're gonna drag us screaming from these old riverbanks
We love the rain the most when it stops
I Love The Rain The Most When It Stops
We love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
When it stops, when it stops, when it stops...
Yeah, when it stops
I think you've had a little too much too drink
Let me help with that
Don't forget to tie the boat up
Not that way, no it's a figure eight, yeah
Yeah when it stops...The rain, when it stops...
love this song.....my first mumbai specific entry
We can see the big white houses, yeah, and the docks
And we can jump in the river, don't know if the water or sky is clearer
But I know that I love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stopsNo more grey today, we gonna celebrate
You know Miss Sunshine, she starts to paint a perfect picture of this river parade
And I know that I love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Well, the dark waves, they start singing together
I can't believe this change in the weather
I start to hum a child's rhymeAnd all these boats, they start rocking in time
And I love the rain the most when it stops
Yes, we love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah when it stops
The summer is coming to an end
We ain't gonna let that slow us down one bit
Til that sunset will start to fade
They're gonna drag us screaming from these old riverbanks
We love the rain the most when it stops
I Love The Rain The Most When It Stops
We love the rain the most when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
Yeah, when it stops
When it stops, when it stops, when it stops...
Yeah, when it stops
I think you've had a little too much too drink
Let me help with that
Don't forget to tie the boat up
Not that way, no it's a figure eight, yeah
Yeah when it stops...The rain, when it stops...
love this song.....my first mumbai specific entry
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Does anything even come close to this
Pink Floyd - Mother
Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa Mother, should I build a wall?
Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa Is it just a waste of time?
Hush, my baby. Baby, don't you cry.
Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you.
Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Momma's gonna keep Baby cozy and warm.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build a wall.
Mother, do you think she's good enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous,
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooooowaa Mother, will she break my heart?
Hush, my baby. Baby, don't you cry.
Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Momma won't let anyone dirty get through.
Momma's gonna wait up until you get in.
Momma will always find out where you've been.
Momma's gonna keep Baby healthy and clean.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, you'll always be Baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high?
Friday, March 2, 2007
Accession Of Jammu And Kashmir State To India (1947)
Text Of Letter Dated October 26, 1947
From Hari Singh, The Maharaja Of Jammu & Kashmir to
Lord Mountbatten, Governor General of India.
Dated: 26 October 1947
My dear Lord Mountbatten,
I have to inform your Excellency that a grave emergency has arisen in my State and request immediate assistance of your Government.
As your Excellency is aware the State of Jammu and Kashmir has not acceded to the Dominion of India or to Pakistan. Geographically my State is contiguous to both the Dominions. It has jvital economical and cultural llinks with both of them. Besides my State has a common boundary with the Soviet Republic and China. In their external relations the Dominions of India and Pakistan cannot ignore this fact.
I wanted to take time to decide to which Dominion I should accede, or whether it is not in the best interests of both the Dominions and my State to stand independent, of course with friendly and cordial relations with both.
I accordingly approached the Dominions of India and Pakistan to enter into Standstill Agreement with my State. The Pakistan Government accepted this Agreement. The Dominion of India desired further discussions with representatives of my Government. I could not arrange this in view of the developments indicated below. In fact the Pakistan Government are operating Post and Telegraph system inside the State.
Though we have got a Standstill Agreement with the Pakistan Government that Government permitted steady and increasing strangulation of supplies like food, salt and petrol to my State.
Afridis, solidiers in plain clothes, and desperadoes with modern weapons have been allowed to infilter into the State at first in Poonch and then in Sialkot and finally in mass area adjoining Hazara District on the Ramkot side. The result has been that the limited number of troops at the disposal of the State had to be dispersed and thus had to face the enemy at the several points simultaneously, that it has become difficult to stop the wanton destruction of life and property and looting. The Mahora powerhouse which supplies the electric current to the whole of Srinagar has been burnt. The numer of women who have been kidnapped and raped makes my heart bleed. The wild forces thus let loose on the State are marching on with the aim of capturing Srinagar, the summer Capital of my Government, as first step to over-running the whole State.
The mass infiltration of tribesmen drawn from distant areas of the North-West Frontier coming regularly in motor trucks using Mansehra-Muzaffarabad Road and fully armed with up-to-date weapons cannot possibly be done without the knowledge of the Provisional Government of the North-West Frontier Province and the Government of Pakistan. In spite of repeated requests made by my Government no attempt has been made to check these raiders or stop them from coming into my State. The Pakistan Radio even put out a story that a Provinsional Government had been set up in Kashmir. The people of my State both the Muslims and non-Muslims generally have taken no part at all.
With the conditions obtaining at present in my State and the grreat emergency of the situation as it exists, I have no option but to ask for help from the Indian Dominion. Naturally they cannot send the help asked for by me without my State acceding to the Dominion of India. I have accordingly decided to do so and I attach the Instrument of Accession for acceptance by your Government. The other alternative is to leave my State and my people to free-booters. On this basis no civilized Government can exist or be maintained. This alternative I will never allow to happen as long as I am Ruler of the State and I have life to defend my country.
I am also to inform your Excellency's Government that it is my intention at once to set up an interim Government and ask Sheikh Abdullah to carry the responsibilities in this emergency with my Prime Minister.
If my State has to be saved immediate assistance must be available at Srinagar. Mr. Menon is fully aware of the situation and he will explain to you, if further explanation is needed.
In haste and with kind regards,
The Palace, Jammu Your sincerely,
26th October, 1947 Hari Singh
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Piracy Rocks
these are the movies that i downloaded / acquired from (lets say) illegal sources during the past few months.....
Fuck MPAA....Piracy in India Rocks...
10 things I hate about you
a lot like love
city of angels
four weddings and a funeral
martha meet daniel, frank and lawrence
runaway bride
shallow hal
when harry met sally
Bruce Almighty
City of Angels
Fools Rush In
My Best friends wedding
One Flew over the cuckoos nest
High Fidelity
Hitch
GroundHog Day
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
The truth about cats and dogs
40 yr old
A walk to remember
Eternal Sunshine
Half Baked
Lost in Translation
Meet the Parents
Spanglish
The Butterfly Effect
The hitchlikers guide to the galaxy
Chocolat
Documentary-WWII
Finding Nemo
Ice Age
Jurassic Park
The Pianist
The Sphere
Almost Famous
Apocalypse Now
Lord of War
Dr. Strangelove
In good company
office space
6th sense
3 to tango
the last waltz
snatch
munich
the constant gardener
American Beauty
Dazed and Confused
Lock Stock and two smoking Barrells
Pulp Fiction
School of Rock
The green Mile
To Kill a Mockingbird
A fish called wanda
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Chasing Amy
Toy Story
platoon
shaun of the dead
toy story 2
Good will hunting
trainspotting
garden state
syrianna
the aquatic life
Bad Santa
Full Metal Jacket
Grilled
The road to guantanamo
hotel rwanda
pulp fiction
After Hours
Memento
The Last Temptation of Christ
Scent of a Woman
The Silence of the Lambs
Heat
Remember the Titans
The Last Kiss
Thank You for Smoking
Goodfellas
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
I made a difference...
In the wee hours of the first day of the yr, I single handedly convinced a fellow human to start a blog. This perhaps is the most notable of all my worldly contributions including the one involving blind mice and old beggars.
I think i can safely say i've grown. I'm not the man i once was.
Hoping to find a list of new year resolutions worth posting for tomorrow and wishing the few numbskulls, who visit my blog hoping for a new post, a very happy new year.
ciao
I think i can safely say i've grown. I'm not the man i once was.
Hoping to find a list of new year resolutions worth posting for tomorrow and wishing the few numbskulls, who visit my blog hoping for a new post, a very happy new year.
ciao
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
100 Greatest Guitar Riffs
not my work.......but accurate nonetheless
01 Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
02 Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream
03 Layla - Derek And The Dominoes
04 I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
05 Iron Man - Black Sabbath
06 Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
07 Sweet Child O'Mine - Guns'n'Roses
08 Back In Black - AC/DC
09 Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
10 You Really Got Me - The Kinks
11 Purple Haze - Jimmy Hendrix
12 Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
13 Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
14 Day Tripper - The Beatles
15 Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix Experience
16 Paranoid - Black Sabbath
17 Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
18 Wild Thing - The Troggs
19 Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
20 Road House Blues - The Doors
21 Aqualung - Jethro Tull
22 Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
23 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
24 Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix Experience
25 Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
26 Outshined - Soundgarden
27 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
28 Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
29 Running With The Devil - Van Halen
30 The Hellion (Electric Eye) - Judas Priest
31 Bo Didley - Bo Diddley
32 Enter Sandman – Metallica
33 Walk This Way - Aerosmith
34 Five Minutes Alone - Pantera
35 Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor
36 Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
37 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
38 Hells Bells - AC/DC
39 Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits
40 Frankenstein - The Edgar Winters Group
41 La Grange - ZZ Top
42 Master Of Puppets - Metallica
43 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
44 Rusty Cage – Soundgarden
45 Ain't Talking 'Bout Love - Van Halen
46 Bring It On Home - Led Zeppelin
47 Panama - Van Halen
48 Man On The Silver Mountain - Rainbow
49 Maybellene - Chuck Berry
50 N.I.B. - Black Sabbath
51 Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
52 Pinball Wizard - The Who
53 China Groove - Doobie Brothers
54 Stranglehold - Ted Nugent
55 Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
56 Wipeout - The Surfaris
57 Paradise City - Guns N' Roses
58 Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
59 American Woman - The Guess Who
60 Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones
61 All Day and All Of The Night - The Kinks
62 Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival
63 Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine
64 Walk - Pantera
65 Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
66 Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses
67 Life in the Fast Lane - The Eagles
68 I'm Broken - Pantera
69 All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
70 Under the Bridge - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
71 Working Man - Rush
72 Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
73 Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan
74 The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
75 Whipping Post - Allman Brothers Band
76 Aenima - Tool
77 You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
78 School Day - Chuck Berry
79 Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen
80 Honey Don't - Carl Perkins
81 Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin
82 Rockin In The Free World - Neil Young
83 Wake Up little Susie - The Everly Brothers
84 Taxman - The Beatles
85 The Ocean - Led Zeppelin
86 Lola - The Kinks
87 Hangar 18 - Megadeth
88 Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
89 Thunderstuck - AC/DC
90 Politician - Cream
91 The Trooper - Iron Maiden
92 I Feel Fine - The Beatles
93 The Spirit Of Radio - Rush
94 Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden
95 Man On A Mission - Van Halen
96 Fear Of The Dark - Iron Maiden
97 Raining Blood - Slayer
98 Scuttle Buttin' - Stevie Ray Vaughan
99 Hysteria – Muse
100 Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
01 Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
02 Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream
03 Layla - Derek And The Dominoes
04 I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
05 Iron Man - Black Sabbath
06 Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
07 Sweet Child O'Mine - Guns'n'Roses
08 Back In Black - AC/DC
09 Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
10 You Really Got Me - The Kinks
11 Purple Haze - Jimmy Hendrix
12 Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
13 Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
14 Day Tripper - The Beatles
15 Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix Experience
16 Paranoid - Black Sabbath
17 Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
18 Wild Thing - The Troggs
19 Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
20 Road House Blues - The Doors
21 Aqualung - Jethro Tull
22 Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
23 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
24 Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix Experience
25 Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
26 Outshined - Soundgarden
27 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
28 Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
29 Running With The Devil - Van Halen
30 The Hellion (Electric Eye) - Judas Priest
31 Bo Didley - Bo Diddley
32 Enter Sandman – Metallica
33 Walk This Way - Aerosmith
34 Five Minutes Alone - Pantera
35 Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor
36 Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
37 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
38 Hells Bells - AC/DC
39 Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits
40 Frankenstein - The Edgar Winters Group
41 La Grange - ZZ Top
42 Master Of Puppets - Metallica
43 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
44 Rusty Cage – Soundgarden
45 Ain't Talking 'Bout Love - Van Halen
46 Bring It On Home - Led Zeppelin
47 Panama - Van Halen
48 Man On The Silver Mountain - Rainbow
49 Maybellene - Chuck Berry
50 N.I.B. - Black Sabbath
51 Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
52 Pinball Wizard - The Who
53 China Groove - Doobie Brothers
54 Stranglehold - Ted Nugent
55 Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
56 Wipeout - The Surfaris
57 Paradise City - Guns N' Roses
58 Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
59 American Woman - The Guess Who
60 Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones
61 All Day and All Of The Night - The Kinks
62 Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival
63 Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine
64 Walk - Pantera
65 Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
66 Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses
67 Life in the Fast Lane - The Eagles
68 I'm Broken - Pantera
69 All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
70 Under the Bridge - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
71 Working Man - Rush
72 Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
73 Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan
74 The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
75 Whipping Post - Allman Brothers Band
76 Aenima - Tool
77 You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
78 School Day - Chuck Berry
79 Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen
80 Honey Don't - Carl Perkins
81 Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin
82 Rockin In The Free World - Neil Young
83 Wake Up little Susie - The Everly Brothers
84 Taxman - The Beatles
85 The Ocean - Led Zeppelin
86 Lola - The Kinks
87 Hangar 18 - Megadeth
88 Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
89 Thunderstuck - AC/DC
90 Politician - Cream
91 The Trooper - Iron Maiden
92 I Feel Fine - The Beatles
93 The Spirit Of Radio - Rush
94 Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden
95 Man On A Mission - Van Halen
96 Fear Of The Dark - Iron Maiden
97 Raining Blood - Slayer
98 Scuttle Buttin' - Stevie Ray Vaughan
99 Hysteria – Muse
100 Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
timeless thoughts.....
not in any particular order....random thoughts...
1. Will I ever actually see god...will cursing at him work...
2. I wish I could sing or play the piano....
3. How did the AIDS virus spread from monkeys to humans...who was dumb enough to doink a monkey...
4. I think most people are aliens.....
4. Does smoking really cause cancer....
5. Where have all the peacocks gone.....and why did they name them pea-cocks....
6. Can I have my mid-life crisis now....i swear i wont ask for it again.....i just want a shiny new model....
7. I should really find my license before they find out....
8. This is FUN!!! Thanks Ritz
1. Will I ever actually see god...will cursing at him work...
2. I wish I could sing or play the piano....
3. How did the AIDS virus spread from monkeys to humans...who was dumb enough to doink a monkey...
4. I think most people are aliens.....
4. Does smoking really cause cancer....
5. Where have all the peacocks gone.....and why did they name them pea-cocks....
6. Can I have my mid-life crisis now....i swear i wont ask for it again.....i just want a shiny new model....
7. I should really find my license before they find out....
8. This is FUN!!! Thanks Ritz
while we're on it
was thinkin of other things that can be called for if I do manage to escape my daily hangover, caused as a result of over sleeping and somehow end up on the island, we just chose the music for......whew....long sentence...n its still not complete...wtf
1. Sticks and Hammers - back to the basics....hunt n eat
2. Flint Rocks - i think thats wt they're called....basic heating...scaring off other stranded humans stupid enough not to be able to start their own fire....
3. Pet Frog - a shiny green one with red dots....basic mosquito repellent/feeder.
4. A Vivid mental image of Scarlett Johanson - for obvious reasons...
5. A Vivid mental image of Preity Zinta...for the frog...after all he had needs too...
6. The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho..... to smash the roaches with.... or for some pretentious reading
so thats half a dozen things.....i'll update as i think of more...
1. Sticks and Hammers - back to the basics....hunt n eat
2. Flint Rocks - i think thats wt they're called....basic heating...scaring off other stranded humans stupid enough not to be able to start their own fire....
3. Pet Frog - a shiny green one with red dots....basic mosquito repellent/feeder.
4. A Vivid mental image of Scarlett Johanson - for obvious reasons...
5. A Vivid mental image of Preity Zinta...for the frog...after all he had needs too...
6. The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho..... to smash the roaches with.... or for some pretentious reading
so thats half a dozen things.....i'll update as i think of more...
the desert dozen collection
I was gonna do a desert dozen thing...but really if you are going be stranded on a deserted island you'll end up needing a lot more than a 12 songs...like a Jack Daniels perhaps....anyhow...
Announcing the Drunken(err..desert) Dozen: Vol. 1
1. Red House - Jimi Hendrix
2. Since I've Been Loving You - Led Zeppelin
3. The Thrill is Gone - B.B.King
4. While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles
5. 'Cause We've Ended as Lovers - Jeff Beck
6. Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
7. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
8. Stronghold - Ted Nugent
9. Cry Me a River - Julie London
10. Covered in Rain - John Mayer
11. Live - I Alone
12. Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam
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